Wow Warlock Laugh Wow Warlock Funny
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2009-10-30,07:22 AM #1
The Patient
Warlock Jokes
two warlocks meet at a crossroads
they fear each other
the end.
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2009-10-30,07:48 AM #2
Brewmaster
Re: Warlock Jokes
Whenever I enter a dungeon and it says- "Instance locks will expire in such and such hours."
I always go 'Oh noes!'. I dun wanna expire. :P
Your comments are duly noted and ignored.
I punch a hobo every time someone says 'it's not a rotation it's a priority list lol'.
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2009-10-30,10:03 AM #3
Grunt
Re: Warlock Jokes
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2009-10-30,03:09 PM #4
Re: Warlock Jokes
A warlock was walking along the road when suddenly an ogre pops out and grabs him. Struggling is useless as the grip is too strong. He is carried back to the ogre camp where a giant pot of boiling water is waiting. The ogre licks his lips and grins at the warlock. The warlock says "DON'T TASTE ME BRO!"
Warlocks excel in AV because they're so cold-hearted.
And one of my favorites:
What did the bartender say to the Warlock?
Nothing. Bartender is an addon. What an idiot.
R.I.P. YARG
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2009-10-30,03:18 PM #5
The Patient
Re: Warlock Jokes
What is the similarity between rogues and noobs?
They both pick locks
That's just a joke i got nothing against locks
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2009-10-30,03:28 PM #6
Re: Warlock Jokes
WIN!
Originally Posted by enzo What is the similarity between rogues and noobs?
They both pick locks
That's just a joke i got nothing against locks
A Warlock is stuck behind bars. A Rogue walks in an stares at the Warlock. The Warlock says "What'll you have to drink?"
R.I.P. YARG
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2009-10-30,05:25 PM #7
Pandaren Monk
Re: Warlock Jokes
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2009-10-31,06:03 PM #8
Mechagnome
Re: Warlock Jokes
Don't (di)spill my seed bro ;'(
(intended misspell on spell for teh laffs)
Me sorry. Not do bad again, honest. :<
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2009-10-31,07:39 PM #9
Grunt
Re: Warlock Jokes
this is really a lock/mom joke but i heard this the other day and laughed so hard.
"2.trade channel your moma's so fat it takes 2 locks to summon her". not sure if its old but still had to laugh
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2009-10-31,07:41 PM #10
High Overlord
Re: Warlock Jokes
What happens when a Warlock and a warrior met the WorldCrafter?
The World of Warcraft is born.
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2009-10-31,07:42 PM #11
Re: Warlock Jokes
Originally Posted by Jadè Don't (di)spill my seed bro ;'(
(intended misspell on spell for teh laffs)
what laughs?
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2009-10-31,11:54 PM #12
Re: Warlock Jokes
You play WoW so much, on my warlock when i cast drain life on you it says "Warning target has no life"------------
Why did the plainstrider cross the path?
To get to the other side.------------
Your momma's so fat, she gets stuck at Authenticating.
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Three wives are standing in durotar talking!
The first wife says "My husband is a rogue. He likes to do it from behind."
The second wife giggles and says "my husband is a warrior... and he has stamina to last ALL night!"
The last wife turns an embarrassed shade of red, and finally says
"My husband is a mage... and I HATE Polymorph!"------------
Not mine, but still good ^^
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2009-10-31,11:58 PM #13
High Overlord
Re: Warlock Jokes
Originally Posted by Nighthunter
You play WoW so much, on my warlock when i cast drain life on you it says "Warning target has no life"
EPIC
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2009-11-01,12:07 AM #14
Bloodsail Admiral
Re: Warlock Jokes
not a warlock joke but i thought this was to funny not to post.
your mom is so fat whenever she gets blessing of kings Northrend sinks 1 foot deeper into the ocean.
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2009-11-01,12:28 AM #15
Herald of the Titans
Re: Warlock Jokes
"What's great about soul shards?
Nothing."
It's funny cause it's true.
You cannot do that while stunned.
You cannot do that while stunned.
You cannot do that while stunned.
You die.
You are dead.
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2009-11-02,01:10 AM #16
Blademaster
Re: Warlock Jokes
Here's one from BC.
Warlocks are so over-powered, Blizzard changed its name to Seed of Corruption.
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2009-11-02,02:41 AM #17
The Patient
Re: Warlock Jokes
Originally Posted by Gladias Here's one from BC.
Warlocks are so over-powered, Blizzard changed its name to Seed of Corruption.
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2009-11-02,02:54 AM #18
Brewmaster
Re: Warlock Jokes
what a joke hahahhaha Originally Posted by Coronius "What's great about soul shards?
Nothing."
It's funny cause it's true.
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2009-11-02,05:10 AM #19
Old God
Re: Warlock Jokes
My personal favorite:
"lollock".
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2009-11-02,09:50 AM #20
Re: Warlock Jokes
Neither warlock, but still funny;
Friend 1: "Do you have a life?"
Friend 2: "Crystalized or Eternal?"
Source: https://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/676415-Warlock-Jokes
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